Vanilla and musk tell you exactly the tone Patchouli Antique means to strike. In its favor, it’s lovely and smooth, emphasizing the rich, powdery-dusty side of patchouli. If there’s a downside for us perfume thrill-seekers, it’s that there are no twists, turns or surprises. 15 seconds with it tells you everything. Still, if you just want to relax into your patch, Patchouli Antique does the trick.